He's in the 96th percentile for height and weight.
He falls a lot.
He blows zerberts on you if any piece of your skin is exposed.
He likes showing off his fake smile.
He likes to moisturize his chest.
His favorite toy is his weiner.
I'm not sure where his parents were when he reached for the candle and burned his fingers...
Little country boy eating his fresh from the orchard apple.