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 Our first taste of Minnesota culture came at the Snelling fairgrounds...
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 we need to fit in here and become fat midwesterners... first step on our journey: DEEP FRIED CHEESE CURDS! |
 ... and then a few more cheese curds... |
 what should we get as an after-curd nibbler? why the chocolate covered, whipped cream topped waffle, of course! |
 and what's the perfect dessert for a chocolate-covered waffle cone? TUB O' CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!! |
 we then went to the one place we could still feel skinny... hangin' out with the farm piggies... |
 ...squeezing their tiny little pig balls. |
 dale puts me in harm's way AGAIN with NO CONCERN for my safety! |
 so what if i had to bury my head in a man's shoulder for comfort... |
 I'm flyyyying!! IIII'M FLYYYYINNNG!! |
 dale made fun of the goats... |
 but he couldn't make fun of this sassy little number! |
 i tried to catch the horse poo live show, but the camera wasn't fast enough. |
 i saw this dump start from far away. i elbowed grammas and trampled children as i ran to get the shot, but i didn't make it... |
 OOOHHHH this one goes out to farm boys everywhere: NOW i get it! |
i got a lesson from some farmers about how it's done... |
 YES, you see the sign correctly - ALL YOU CAN DRINK MILK for a buck!!! |
 you can't have cereal...  without a WHHOOOOLLLE LOTTA MILKA!! |
 velvetty chocolate milk proved a nice pairing for my bean n' cheese burrito |
 so what if dale won the cow wheel spin... i didn't want that STUPID rainbow pencil anyway! |
 ok, people, time for round 5!! dale got his pickle wrapped with meat and creamy cheese |
 i can't believe he ate this thing... |
 i haven't had one yet, but i can't wait to fill my mouth with a hot, greasy dago! |
 deep fried snickers and all you can drink milk? i think i'm in heaven! |
 the milk stand closed early?! ... someone MUST die for this |
 is it time to go already? but we didn't even get to the deep fried taco cheese balls! |
 and what about the triple scoop ice cream dipped in chocolate and rolled in fudge? what if it's not there there next year?? |
 classy folks sayin' HELLO to our new state!!! |