kickin off the grad gala Langworthy style!

how could i have done it without this masculine powerhouse at my side?

yee haw i got mu class photo!

hold it together, kelly. your li'l sis is gunna make it!

check out the optical illusion - my waist looks tiny with mom's big boob cutting out the silhouette.

twins vs. the detroit tigers - he look! even corey's gettin into the spirit

a little nacho cheese won't go to waste with THIS gal!

... and the twins rallied to hit one homer after another!

maaan, we can't take peggy anywhere! she's got hot dog and nacho stains all down her shirt!

close that sexy mouth, whore!

peggy must have flicked it on me... or the people behind us spilled it... i mean, kelly walked past with nachos and it dripped off her tray...

the big day finally arrived! here i am with a couple of my homies

this dude's the star of a couple of my extracurricular videos

the fam was excited to see all the strangers walk across the stage and shake hands with old people they don't know!!

Steve Forbes' speech really pumped up the audience

but who cares about Forbes?! I gots my diploma!!!!

my favorite undergrad wouldn't let me go without another augograph...

where would i be without such a beautiful family?
(way to get into the spirit of the day, brody... i can always count on you to put aside your disdain for the rest of us and just smile ONE GODDAMN TIME!!!)

the wind was annoying that day, but check out that snazzy design i painted on my caayyaaap!!

sistahs are doin it for they-selves!

aaaaannndd it's official!!!

SO GET THIS F-ING ROBE OFF MY ASS AND LET'S GET TO THE BOOZE!!!

after the ceremony we took the family to my favorite spot in minneapolis - the sculpure garden outside of the walker art center. above, dale played nicely with brody on the swing sculpture...

i played nicely too... if you consider shaking it so hard brody falls to his knees and begs me to stop ... but i don't stop... i keep on shaking it... then i stop and tell him to get up... then start shaking it again as he struggles to stand but instead falls on his face... ahhaaa hhhhaaaa!!

3 cherry broads in front of the famous minneapolis cherry

uuhh oohhh... looks like i'm not the only MBA asshole in the family!

teaching brody a little minnesota culture at cabella's

brody thrusts his mighty fingers up my mighty nose in front of the mighty mississippi

brody took his first roller coaster ride at the amusement park inside the mall of america and LOVED IT!!

no visit to minnesota would be complete without a trip to the spam museum