I'm on my way to becoming a golden gopher!

Here are the reasons that I know Minneapolis is a good move for me:

  • I walked through the airport with "Paging Aurthur Pervert" ringing through the halls
  • My room at the hotel on campus was room 420
  • I looked at the newspaper as I went out to get a falafel and it read something to the effect of "Casey dies" (Bob Casey, the voice of the Twins for 45 years. The school took us to the Twins home opener and if you held your hand up to the jumbo screen just right, they had a "Casey Tribute" in my honor!)
  • An area of Minneapolis is called Whittier - I was born in Whittier, California
  • I met some people who told me about the orange oil they had once experienced with their bowel movements - I HAD ORANGE OIL A COUPLE WEEKS AGO!
  • When I returned home, Sarah (roomie) had two zit bumps. The "Twin Cities"... it was all coming together...



what's missing from this picture? ... their butts are so clean, they don't need toilet seat covers in public restrooms!
getting ready for the segway tour around the Mississippi

dale's lookin equally as hot in his protective helmet
who's trip is this, anyway? it's MY school so why is dale sittin' pretty at the front of every goddam picture?!

dale and his new boyfriend in front of the mississippi
we were supposed to stay in one straight line for safety reasons, but do you see what's happening here?! the guy taking the pictures was at the front so if you weren't in the front, you got NO ACTION!! i saw him turning around for this shot so i quickly jumped out of line to get some face time...

why didn't anyone want to stand near me for a lovely photo?
there's a big crystal fish behind us

we jumped off the tour bus for some time in the sculpture garden
this sculpture was cherry... aahahahhhaha!! whoooo!

come on shelly... this isn't art... it's just a pile of poo!
dale didn't want to jump off the bus to take this shot because he thought i would screw up the picture - thus making a total ass out of himself for nothing... as you can see, i'm a photographic genius so he had nothing to worry about...

he picked up his hat and tried to move on from the embarrassment
i ended my trip with a black eye from dale... but at least we can see mary tyler moore in this one!