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 with dale as the mechanical mastermind, i had complete confidence in our tow bar |
 all packed up and ready to go |
 extremely dangerous animal took the wheel of the CRV and off we went! |
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 a twang of sadness hit as i left sacto on sunday afternoon |
 whhooosh. the drive took its toll so we pulled over into a parking lot to sleep. monday morning we woke to the harrah's sign in reno (2 hours from sacto... a HARD 2 hours, dammit!). |
 ... mmyyy mmyyy what a sweeeeet catch... |
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 don't my eyes look pretty in the sunlight? |
 saltfields in utah!!! that's not snow! that's all salt as far as the eye can see! |
 and then there were these salt plants where the salt from the fields was piled into these huge mountains... of salt!! |
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 there was a moose kickin' it in wyoming... |
 ...while dale mocked his natural beauty |
 then dale started feeling horny... haahah!! get it?! hhaha horny!! haha!! wooooo!!! |
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 we drove through a rainstorm in kansas... |
 then peed in a corn field |
 we had gotten fireworks in wyoming, but were waiting for just the right spot to set them off... there are no cars on this road sooooo... |
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 ABORT!! ABORT!! car coming!! |
 then the coast was clear so we kept lighting... |
 aaahh the beauty and wonder of illegal explosives |
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 hey dale, call for as much help as you want... but it's too late. you're moving to minnesota! |
 and yipee!! we made it and we were still talking to eachother! (yelling counts as talking, right?) |
 then the car ripped off the towbar on the way to the hotel! |
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 nice work, dale!! |
 welcome to minneapolis! |
 with a pabst blue ribbon in hand, everything is gunna be aaalllriiight |
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