The kids flew up for a romantic weekend for 3... brody learned all about transvestites and hookers on this trip... brody and i were quietly reading, just like kendra told us to do, while she was in the shower...   here we are... just reading some more... here's brody... you know.... sittin' on my face... we were in the city of giants when THE ANAHEIM ANGELS BECAME THE WORLD CHAMPIONS!! so we used brody's pants to create halos and yelled threats about water thievery to the silly San Franciscans! brody was scared of the boat to alcatraz so kendra and i took pictures to capture his fear then laughed at him from across the room!! AAAAHH HAAA AHAAAA AAHHAAAA i taught brody how to make a penis with his thumb and pretend like he's peeing while his mom takes a dump in the alcatraz shower room we went to the upstairs deck of the jail cells. it was like we were on stage with all the people looking at cells below us... so kendra shuffled off the "stage" and waved to her fans... at the Monterey Bay Aquarium - check out the diver behind us trying to get into the shot we visited our old stomping grounds in Monterey - here we are at the Dennis the Menace park drinking fountain we shoved candy in our teeth right before gettin' down, mitsubishi-commercial-style, to the pumpin' beats stuffing our faces at Ghirardelli just never gets old...