A school trip took me there... the cheap booze made me never want to leave... We started the trip in Cologne, Germany - this is where cologne was invented! Cologne, Germany    Vienna, Austria     Warsaw, Poland    Prague, Czech Republic the ghost of dale is with me wherever i go. the cologne cathedral - the second largest gothic structure in the world! cologne cathedral again. so i'm sittin' there, mindin' my own bidness, when a gust of wind knocked over the umbrella and tables next to us. we sat there looking at the mayhem in front of us when... THUD! an umbrella from 15 feet in back of me came down on my back! that thing was lifted from its cement stand and the huge umbrella with the heavy metal pole crash landed on my back! i was almost killed! at least we got a couple free beers out of the deal... dale's mom (barbara - babs as i like to call her against her will) and i bond over some lemony-tasting beer. at the sports museum in cologne, dale takes advantage of her wood... HHHAAAHAHA!! get it?! her WOOD?!!! whhoooo hhooo! then babs and i bond with group ass-f*cking! i'm not sure if i'm sucking on balls or boobs... man, if i had a dime for every time i asked myself THAT question... romance on the rhine... queer on the rhine... we came across beer garden where drinking songs were belted out by this cool old man (the one in the background, not the one drinking beer). dale likes to faht! fitty-cents to pissoir in this urinal. oh man... what a discovery! a wild pack of JOHHNY BLUE JEANS!