How did so many beautiful children end up in one family? let's just get the bath pictures overwith right here at the beginning... why DO parents love the bath pictures so much? ... it's me - in case you didn't recognize the boobies! ;) and my older bro, ken   i don't know, and i'm not sure i want to know, what corey and kendra were up to in this shot.... why did someone take this picture??? why didn't someone clean my face and try to make me feel better instead of whipping out the damn camera???   and you people wonder why i don't brush my hair... back in 4th grade i was all about the party... i loved to party... did you love to party? ... maybe we could party some time...   that's me (yeah, that's right... in my purple members only jacket) on kelly's lap in monterey apparently i was once an ewok   future pool-side supermodel i think i'm going to start feathering my hair again... why did every kid have a friggin cowboy outfit? i LOVED that top when i was young. here i am with corey and kendra at a family reunion   for those of you playing at home, that covergirl was indeed my beautiful younger sister, kendra! here's our little ms. america again... if you look closely, you can see the stream of drool slipping down her chin   from all these pictures, you'd think ken and i actually liked each other back then "isn't she loooovely.... isn't she wooonderful!"